- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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