What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

knock knock who's there? faith

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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