I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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black people swimming

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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