Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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