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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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