- Anti Joke

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.