- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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