what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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