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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

i dont care if you rate me or not

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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