A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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