What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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