- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Internet Explorer

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??