- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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all these jokes are horrible now

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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