- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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