- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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