A dyslexic man walks into a bra

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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