Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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#Hanging Degus

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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