A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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