What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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