- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Your girlfriend.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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