- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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