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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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