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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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