- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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