roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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