Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Donald Trump

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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