- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Knock, Knock Who's There

Abortion.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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