In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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