whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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