why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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