How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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