- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

One, two, three, four and five

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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