what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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