The WNBA.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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