- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

All of these jokes are about white people

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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