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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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