Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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