- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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