- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Small Penis.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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