Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Mahmy

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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