- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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