qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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