- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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