What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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