- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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