What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's up? Your time.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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andrew wagner

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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