- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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