- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

kennah campion... being nice

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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