Albert <3 Hunter

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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12 in general

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Anti Joke

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