If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Andoni was here

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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