Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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I'm so punny.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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