- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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