- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

I wrote a funny joke.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

One, two, three, four and five

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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