What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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woman's rights

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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