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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Get on the boat.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock knock knock OCD

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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