Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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