- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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