Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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