How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Your Mother

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Fox News

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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