Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Do the roar!

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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