- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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