What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Tilt your screen back

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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