- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Women's rights.

drugs.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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