Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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