- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A hill billy went fishing

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.