What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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