Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What did the man say to his doctor?

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What's one plus one? two.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

João Duarte reads this.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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