Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Your face is hilarious.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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