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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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