- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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