- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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