- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Lil Wayne

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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