- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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