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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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