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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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